The Graduate

I get to walk across the stage in May & get my diploma! These crazy administrators are letting me participate in graduation even though my thesis isn't due until August. I'm so excited! Cap & gown, fake diploma, tassles, the whole works. And this year we get to do it all in Shea Stadium. That's right, we're going out on the field. Apparently some people are planning to take balls & gloves out and toss a few around after the ceremony, too. I guess the one time you're on the field of Shea Stadium it's kind of mandatory!